rcmclachlan:

radiationdude:

NO. NO. I AM TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE I CAN STILL HEAR THE EXACT WAY SHADOW SAYS “PETER” AS HE COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS DON’T LOOK AT MEEEE

(Source: jordichins, via oh-i-forgot-i-had)

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

sizvideos:

Video

A barista once spelled my name “Alix” instead of Alex, and my friends have changed my contacts in their phones to it and use it whenever possible

I am haunted by this.

(via oh-i-forgot-i-had)

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(Source: rexuality, via officialdrunkcinderella)

leonardodicrapio:

Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006

Dead.

(via officialdrunkcinderella)

ihatedonross:

Spring Break Forever.

ihatedonross:

Spring Break Forever.

roxys-ass:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

(Source: thefrogman, via fuckyeahloldemort)

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.


Yuh

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Yuh

(Source: notalwaysright.com, via raddestbabe)

youaintrunningshit:

beyoncefashionstyle:

Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy after Beyonce’s performance at the VMAs 2014

Blue ivy threatening the lives of the vma crew + demanding their worship


Omg

youaintrunningshit:

beyoncefashionstyle:

Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy after Beyonce’s performance at the VMAs 2014

Blue ivy threatening the lives of the vma crew + demanding their worship

Omg

(via rocketmatt)

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via cool-knowledge)

(Source: televisiongif, via katiebishop)

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

(Source: simplefoetus, via cool-knowledge)

he's gonna hate me for this:

asdfasdasset08:

Wyatt

“I looked at my inbox, there was only you, you are my detox, my beatbox, my covers when it’s cold, you make it hot, but don’t stop, because I don’t know if I could stand, and I know everyday that I am your only man, you bring color into my life, when before all i thought was bland, at…

This still gets me. Even though that guy doesn’t exist anymore.