partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i dont trust people who can comfortably take selfies when other people are around

(via reesewithoutherspooon)

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

human:

This picture makes me want to punch someone

human:

This picture makes me want to punch someone

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via teamsasskid)

1. Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
2. Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.
3. Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.
4. Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.
5. You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you.
6. That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.
7. Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.
8. It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.
9. I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile).
10. Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough.

things to remember, n.m. (via owlsandwinter)

(via reesewithoutherspooon)

outoutbriefcandle:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

'Im hella erect'

(Source: neilcicierega, via fake-mermaid)

I remember riding in a taxi one afternoon between very tall buildings under a mauve and rosy sky; I began to bawl because I had everything I wanted and knew I would never be so happy again.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via karibu-nyumbani)

(via cool-knowledge)

The signs ordering pizza

psych-facts:

ARIES would just order the first thing they see and don’t hate. If the delivery takes more than 10 minutes they will scream at people and/or make whale noises

TAURUS would be patient enough, but will probably say that they want to order something big and cheap
GEMINI would…

(Source: derpastrology)

worstcats:

This is the worst cat.

worstcats:

This is the worst cat.

worstcats:

It just looks … i don’t know, kind of more rubbery than you’d want for a cat

worstcats:

It just looks … i don’t know, kind of more rubbery than you’d want for a cat

Getting Halloweenie! 🙌🎃👻

Getting Halloweenie! 🙌🎃👻

Getting Halloweenie 🙌🎃👻

Getting Halloweenie 🙌🎃👻

One of my best guys, E. Dorcey just sent me this sunset of the Tawas Bay. Makes me miss home something fierce. 🍃☁️

One of my best guys, E. Dorcey just sent me this sunset of the Tawas Bay. Makes me miss home something fierce. 🍃☁️