She’s confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing, so she won’t commit to anything.

Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via insanity-and-vanity)

hesitence:

people who dont have read receipts on imessage are the reason why i have trust issues

(via nice-wig-janis)

emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

(via reesewithoutherspooon)

a-very-cliffrose-christmas:

icantbelieveitsnotsanity:

i’ve reblogged this like three times and i still have no idea what the fuck is going on

is this what happens when actors try to leave disney

(Source: i-live-with-unicorns, via i-vow-thy-ruin)

infinitecomedy:

I want a Jim and Pam relationship but I’d probably end up with a Kelly and Ryan relationship

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via fake-mermaid)

Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and that no one can fuck with you and then don’t let anybody fuck with you.

Kate Nash’s advice to college students  (via einhorny)

(Source: morganmarguerite, via sexcake)

If you stay single long enough, you’re supposed to get wiser about dating.

Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)

(via whatwouldcarriesay)

guy:

the more i talk, the more i understand why i’m single

(Source: guy, via fake-mermaid)

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

Mark Twain (via anexquisitenymph)

(via bmje)