shes-a-maslaniac:

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

(Source: sarahmanning78, via slowlydisappear)

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

(Source: dope-pope, via i-vow-thy-ruin)

thebunnymachine:

Sailor Moon inner senshi on one thigh, outers to come on the other thigh.

thebunnymachine:

Sailor Moon inner senshi on one thigh, outers to come on the other thigh.

(via l0rdaunum)

A little Bukowski on this fine, hungover-but-going-to-work-still, Monday. 💩😁💚🍃

A little Bukowski on this fine, hungover-but-going-to-work-still, Monday. 💩😁💚🍃

coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

(via reesewithoutherspooon)

missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

(Source: dutchster, via fake-mermaid)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via satanic-lesbian)

whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

(via cunniallingual)

beardhairdontcare:

Three straight boys walk into a bar.
Haha and then what ;)

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

umfag:

watsoniananatomy:

thebigcatblog:

A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away.
Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features

I CAN’T BREATHE

aAAAW

umfag:

watsoniananatomy:

thebigcatblog:

A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away.

Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features

I CAN’T BREATHE

aAAAW

(via reesewithoutherspooon)